#1 – Dr and Patient on Exercise
A mans doctor tells him at his visit that he needs to exercise
At the follow up appointment the doctor asks the patient if he is getting more exercise. The patient replies “yes I am”
I walk five miles twice a day…. the doctor says great job. What’s the name of your dog?
the patient answers “five miles”!
# 2 -Mrs Green’s Dog & her neighbor
Mrs Green was walking to the post office when her neighbor came up to her and said “Hello Janis, How’s your dog? I saw her yesterday chasing an old man on a bike.”
“Oh” said Mrs Green “That could NOT have been my dog”
“Oh, why not?” replied her neighbor “I’m pretty sure it was her”
“Well” stated Mrs. Green smiling “my dog doesn’t ride a bike”